Out Woop Woop

Fair Dinkum Mate, we aren't bludgers!
We are flat out like a lizard drinkin', filling potholes, chasing roos out the vegie patch and clearing redbacks from the dunny outback but we are getting onto our website too. It won't take long, we promise.
So get to the Bottle-O, grab a cold one and come back and visit us again when we have our shop up and running, choc a block full of rad gear for you to put in your swag.
We sell heaps of stuff from Chrissie ornaments, clothes, shoes, even knickers and budgie smugglers.
Crikey Mate, whatever ya want, we are sure to have it here at Out Woop Woop!
Now rack off and we will check ya later when we have our shit together.
Hooroo!